Tess
The name's Tessa..

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”


abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 


carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

(Source: imayhavebeenborn)


bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 


slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date


captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

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python56:

coleblechle:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

python55:

python54:

python53:

python52:

B2

G9

I22

N42

O28

OK BINGO !

sir please read your card back to me

B2, G9, I22, N42, O28

ok yea that’s it please come up and collect the Autumn Harvest Quilt, the perfect companion on your front porch this fall

hey do we have to clear our cards?

yes CLEAR YOUR CARDS

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